Kids say the funniest things

J ~ BJ – “Mom, I want a burrito with MUSHED beans (refried beans).

Silas – “Hi, Row Row (robot vacuum).”

BJ and I were talking about animals you could eat. Fish, bears, and alligator were mentioned. Then BJ said, “Fluff and mango? What about Fluff and Mango?” I said, “Fluff and Mango? You mean FLAMINGO?” BJ says, “Yes. You can remove all of their feathers and bones, AND cook them like CHICKEN. I bet they taste like chicken.”

BJ – Auntie Ruth says, “BJ, do you know that you remind me of a missionary?” BJ says, “Yeah. What’s a missionary?”
Mommy says, ” Do you remember Mr. and Mrs. T?” Ben says, ” Yeah!” Mommy says, “Well, they are mission-
aries to China.” Ben says, “Yeah. China is far, far, far away. It’s all the way in Arizona!”

Parker was making coffee and Bekah was trying to help her. Bekah picked up a package of coffee and tried to give it to Parker for the grounds. This was their conversation. Bekah- “Here, use this coffee, Sissy.” Parker – “We don’t want that coffee, that is decaf coffee.” Bekah – “Oh!! We don’t want to use that! We want to use DECAF FREE coffee!” Me to Bekah, “That would be CAFFEINATED coffee” Bekah – “Oh, but I like DECAF FREE better” So, now I don’t drink caffeinated coffee. I now drink Decaf free coffee.

Bekah and Parker came out this morning out of their room with underwear on their heads. “Hi, mom,” they laughed. “You guys looks so funny,” I said. Bekah ran off to the room saying, “There’s no need to fear, the Underwear Heads are here!!!.”

We sure love our kids, they make every day such and adventure!!